Story XD

This is a story i came across, it sort of motivated me and (ha) ticks me!!
i want to share this story with u all!! Dedicated to all :D by the Foursome!!

There was a man once. This man was in his house and there was a bad flood, really bad. The river filled his first floor and a boat came by to rescue him but he said," No, go on, God will save me." He ran to the 2nd floor, but the water rose up there too. Another rescue boat came by but he said," No, go on, God will save me." Then the river kept rising and he climbed to the roof and a helicopter came by but he said,"No, go on, God will save me." And the helicopter flew away.

Then the water sweeps him off the roof and he drowns. Next thing he know,he is in heaven and he sees God and he says," God, why didnt u save me?" And God shakes his head and says, "Funny, i don't understand what went wrong. I sent u two boat and a helicopter."

Hahahahaa that the first reaction i had (chuckle*_*) but wait...... at further understanding....i realise that the moral is IF U DON'T WANT TO HELP YOURSELF THEN NOBODY CAN HELP U!!

Hope this story don't bored u all!!

Relax Choya...

John will be having his english test ,

he made sures that he memorised all well,

however, on the nxt day , he failed the test, do you know why?

There are ten sheep and one wolf in a mrt train,

it took ten mins for the wolf to eat up one sheep.

however, upon reaching Boon Lay,

there are still ten sheep in the train, why?

How do you use two coins to cover a mirror?

Tom ran in the rain for ten mins, why is he not wet?

Which type of book is most scary when read at night?

When two person do something,

what you do will be known to the other party.

However, when three person do the thing,

you wont know who did it.

Guess what thing is it?

Ans to be revealed nxt tym:)

From yours:)

• Sweet words are easy to say,
• sweet things are easy to buy,
• but sweet people are difficult to find.

Life ends when you stop dreaming,

hope ends when you stop believing,

love ends when you stop crying,

friendship ends when you stop sharing.

• To love without condition,
• to talk without intention,
• to give without reason,
• and to care without expectations.

Liked this SMS very much...

though no idea who is such brilliant to have "composed" this:)

Is this what friends are for?

Theories of Life :)

I was in the library this afternoon.

Came across this book.

The author wrote many things on motivation.

I thought this was was quite true and funny,

therefore, hav to share it with your:)

• Version 1:

Think more, eat less.

Drink more, sleep less.

Write more, talk less.

Love more, die fast.

• Version 2:

Drink more, sleep less.

Love more, forget fast.

Work hard, rest less.

Earn more, die fast.

All my frens, see you in the west!

(haha, joking:)

Adapted from: 勇气之书 by 凯西陈

Holiday mood

Its on holiday!

I guess everyone wud be dead happy yea?

This is however not the case for me...

I hate long hols...reason is simple... i got to hunt for jobs.

Started flipping newspaper,

going online to search for jobs,

sending out tones and tones of resumes...

and wait for their replies...which is usually a damn long wait.

Hated all these terribly.

If given a choice, i wud rather not hav any hols.

( But that does not mean i dislike weekends:)

Sometimes, i wonder...what took these agents so long to reply to us?

Maybe nxt tym if i get a chance to be one (agents)...then i know.